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strictmom:

there are probably more lost bobby pins than there are people in this world

1 day ago with 120,475 notes

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

@Anonymous

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

  • when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
  • when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered

1 week ago with 295,029 notes

ava-ire:

bonus:

He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he 
popped into your head,
didn’t he?

image

1 week ago with 327,980 notes

flightcastiel:

why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon

1 week ago with 79,984 notes

“In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.”

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop laughing

(via retconcorps)

1 week ago with 37,032 notes