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there are probably more lost bobby pins than there are people in this world

1 day ago with 120,475 notes

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???



This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

  • when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
  • when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered

1 week ago with 295,029 notes



He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he 
popped into your head,
didn’t he?


1 week ago with 327,980 notes


why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon

1 week ago with 79,984 notes

“In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.”

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop laughing

(via retconcorps)

1 week ago with 37,032 notes